We Are
WE ARE
No . We are not what your mother would recommend.
No . We won’t give you branded stuff at bargain basement prices.
No . We don’t consider pandering to your idiosyncrasies to be our life’s mission.
On the contrary, we are here to do things that we like and kick some butts while we are at it.
All our lives have been one long journey to escape from the ordinary - a conscious effort to give the middle finger to everything hemmed-in between the far extremes. We are not your average, run-of-the-mill, also-ran’s and have-naught’s. We are not here because we want your work so that we can earn our keep.
We are here because … what the heck? We owe no one no explanation. So let us mind our own business (or the lack of it) and you can stuff your inquisitiveness you know where.
Thank you for reading this far (the sites web-analytics tell us that 97.2 % of the visitors have not ventured beyond this point). We appreciate your patience and salute (you and all those) who did not consider us and embraced the ordinary. After all, even being a retard is also a choice.
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Alpha Positive
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an engineer by training, who, having spent his formative years as a teacher and a software professional, has joined the order of web assassins to pay heed to his, what he calls, “inner urges”. Soft spoken to a fault, he is an embodiment of the adage that still waters run deep. Indeed his passion for excellence is fathomless, almost as if on an unending trip of psychedelic steroids. An officer, a gentleman and a non-conformist, not in that exact order though.
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Beta Alanine
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texts his innermost thoughts in Joomla when not writing codes or creating sites that suck – suck the air out of the solar plexus of non-believers, that is. Not unpredictable, for one who started life as a child labour in a web development sweatshop in the seamy underbelly of outsourcing and worked his way up to the glitzy top – only to give it all up to chase the dragon. A photographers by passion, he has major design issues with life – the art thingie, you know!
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Kappa Orionis
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when not writing popular columns on drunkards and drunkenness, he is doing what he does best – being a fun guy, jaywalking through life, everything be damned. A self taught expert on every matter media and its myriad forms, he has been there, done it all, that too, in three continents over three decades. Communication is his forte with Social Media being its raison d’etre.
OUR TEAM
02OUR WORK
03Our work is our silent protest against the Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V syndrome. Sorry, we don’t do downloaded template driven websites. We don’t do websites that are lifted from the farthest corners of the net. We don’t lift images or rub watermarks to pass off as glasses of our vintage creative juices. We don’t do stuff that you needed yesterday, living as we are in the day after tomorrow. Each site that we do is unique. Built from the scratch. With exclusive photographs and Search Engine Optimised, Social Media Integrated Content.
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Website Creation
Sorry, we don’t do downloaded template driven websites. We don’t do websites that are lifted from the farthest corners of the net. We don’t lift images or rub watermarks to pass off as glasses of our vintage creative juices. We don’t do stuff that you needed yesterday, living as we are in the day after tomorrow
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Communication
Our websites are your calling card in the info-bahn. We don’t do pretty collages that are the Blondes of the net. On the contrary, if you want to connect intellectually and engage the client in a heart to heart tête-à-tête …
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DIGITAL Integration
We will help integrate your business to the digital domain – create the Umbilical cord that will attach the fetus of your web presence to the placenta of the World Wide Web during gestation. Suffice to say, this is what will keep the embryo ticking. And yes, for a fee, we will also preserve the baby’s stem cells.
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Analytics
Forgive them O Lord, they know not, what they know not. They know not, because they don’t know what analytics is all about. They know not, because they do not use the power of analytics, a mystical force that separates the men from the boys. You can continue to remain an imbecile, or come to us for our blessings. May the Force be with you.
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Software Development
If the front end is the biology (pretty pictures, if you may) the back end is the pure math. Here complex equations and algo rhythms and differential calculus tango for cash and eyeballs, making mechanical energy transcend into the spiritual. Suffice to say, there is nothing soft about the ware we can muster on your behalf.
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Brand Salience
Your brand is a living thriving entity. One that has follows a typical birth, youth, maturity, decay and death trajectory, unless off course, you pump enough power to make it attain escape velocity so as to place it on a different orbit altogether. A way to a dusty death, or aim for the stratosphere, the choice is yours.
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Cellular Applications
The action has shifted to the hand-held’s and your future, too, is literally in the hands that rock the cradle of the connected world. The AAP’s were where it all started and if you want to run with the hares, you will have to hunt with the foxes. What say, if we made you into a Tiger?
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Digital Sustainability
In a world that is increasingly running out of resources the art of optimal utilization – sustainability is fast emerging as the key. As digital channels proliferate, with resources remaining constant, the need to be digitally sustainable will therefore emerge as one of the prime concerns. Wanna seize the initiative, the prime mover advantage?
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Content Management
And, at the end of it all, is what we began with – Content. Content is still the King and will continue to remain the Regent in times foreseeable. Now whether, you want the Royal bloodline to add credence to your communiqués or whether you want to be jacked, royally, is well and truly, your call.